


↓
答案:球门

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答案:茶壶嘴

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答案:秘书

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答案:该修理的时候

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答案:备用轮胎

6、什么时候有人敲门,你绝不会说请进?
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答案:上厕所的时候

7、请龟兔赛跑,请猪来当裁判,请问龟兔谁会赢?
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答案:不能说!说的人是猪…
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答案:九头牛(因为九牛一毛)
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答案:卡车司机当时没有开车,摩托车直接撞到人了。

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答案:因为他们不熟。

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答案:创口贴贴在了镜子上。
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答案:蛋

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答案:他们交的都是白卷

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答案: 右手

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答案:杨桃(羊逃)

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答案:伦敦(轮蹲)

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答案:梦

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答案:小羊在羊妈妈的肚子里
哈哈哈,太有才了,眼泪都要笑出来了

