澳洲旅游网站Amazing Australia总是收到来自世界各地网友的怪问题，有一天他们终于受不了了，于是在回答问题时开启了高能模式……
下面是该网站在网友答疑页面上的一些问答：
Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain
on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
澳洲刮风吗？我从没在电视里看到澳洲下雨，那植物是怎么生长的呢？（英国）
We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
我们都是进口已经长好的植物，然后坐等他们死掉。
Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
我会在街上看到袋鼠吗？（美国）
Depends how much you've been drinking.
这取决于你喝了多少酒。
I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
我想从柏斯步行到悉尼，我能顺着铁路走吗？（瑞典）
Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water...
当然了，只需要走3千公里，要带够水哦……
Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
澳洲的灌木丛中玩安全吗？（瑞典）
So it's true what they say about Swedes.
人们对瑞典人的评价还真对。
Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
澳洲有提款机吗？能否给我一个布里斯班、凯恩斯、Townsville和Hervey Bay的提款机列表？（英国）
What did your last slave die of?
你上一个奴隶是怎么死的？
Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
澳洲的北方是哪个方向？（美国）
Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
面朝南方，然后转身90度。做好后联系我们，我们会给你剩下的指示。
Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
我能带刀叉来澳洲吗？（英国）
Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
干嘛这么麻烦？像我们一样用手就好了。
Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
澳洲有香水吗？（法国）
No, WE don't stink.
没有，我们没有怪味道。
Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
你能告诉我塔州哪里的女性人口比男性少吗？（意大利）
Yes, gay nightclubs.
能啊，gay吧。
Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
你们庆祝圣诞节吗？（法国）
Only at Christmas.
我们只在圣诞期间庆祝。
I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
我想问关于一种澳洲知名动物的问题，但我忘了它的名字。它类似于生活在树上的熊。（美国）
It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
它叫掉熊，因为它们会从桉树上掉下来，并吃掉过路人的头。为了吓走它们，你可以往自己身上喷些尿液。
I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
我发明了一种叫青春之泉的新产品。你能告诉我在澳洲哪里可以出售它吗？（美国）
Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
任何美国人聚集的地方都可以。
Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
在澳洲大部分地区都能说英语吗？（美国）
Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
是的，但你得先学会说才行。
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