
最强背锅王,这个弟弟太惨了!

关于我的弟弟是变态
晾在宿舍的衣服被狗偷了??




这个是真狗啊
吃个蛋炒饭都能这么养生


万物都可加枸杞
高情商回复砍价



我也想遇到这样的卖家
???


男友好惨
能减肥的吵架方式

有点可爱 蹦蹦跳跳的
哈哈哈笑死了

大爷:别插肛
夕阳红吗?

举报了 夸大宣传
开车门时要注意了
本来发际线已经够高了



似乎听到车门说:哀家长头发了
从未见过如此生动的后脑勺

从背后就能感受他的悲伤无语了
动物园这真的是可以看的吗

你替我揉痔疮,我替你抓虱子
HR:你有什么特长?
我:可以舔到自己的扁桃体

碰到过她扁桃体的可不止她的舌头
耳朵:要不……包我也替你背了?


好家伙我房东拎的钥匙串都没你叮当响
发现一条很特别的小内内
你就不想买来送给你的宝贝穿吗?



可以给人穿的,很方便
为什么穿泳衣打羽毛球

以为羽毛球馆里有鱼
有鱼的地方就有水
有水穿泳衣就没错
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